18, Bald, and Loving It

The rumors are true Faithful Readers, Bernard the writer of I Am Who I Am is indeed BALD!!!!!!!!!!! and I'm Loving it. My hair symbolized my youth being stripped away from me. Bernard is getting so old. I also shaved my head because it was a promise I made in 7th grade. I always made fun of my Dad for being bald so I promised him on my 18th birthday I would go Bald. I never thought this day would come but it has and Bernard doesn't break his promises. Happy Birthday Bernard. Faithful Readers Have A Nice Day!!! -Bernard out